Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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