3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
You smell like a Billy Joel song
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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