why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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