now i know why i became what i already was.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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