question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
