I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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