so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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