What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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