You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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