Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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