Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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