Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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