Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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