we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
