Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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