your room smells of hookers.
And success
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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