question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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