I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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