get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Oh god it's open bar.
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