3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
only you would photoshop your dick
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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