Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
What a dumb baby whore.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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