her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I just found a bag of teeth...
There's always time for handjobs
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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