Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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