I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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