I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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