I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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