And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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