So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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