if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
it glows. i had to have it.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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