I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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