using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
