it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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