just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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