It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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