who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
We left an ass print on the piano.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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