I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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