Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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