Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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