Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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