: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I could fuck to npr.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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