Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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