Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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