Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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