So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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