So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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