Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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