Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I party with great urgency now.
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