I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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