do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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