i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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