he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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