I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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