Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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