The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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