he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Every concussion has its silver lining
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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