Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
That accounts for only three of the penises
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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